laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

(via msgrass)

trulyteru:

death2falsepunx:

julianathursday:

six6vi:

i wish everyone could see this

No such things as a bad dog. It’s a bad owner.

Damn right

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trulyteru:

death2falsepunx:

julianathursday:

six6vi:

i wish everyone could see this

No such things as a bad dog. It’s a bad owner.

Damn right

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(Source: hintofvanilla, via alijayy)

sesamestreet:

Just wait until he asks for a new phone.

Tags: i laughed

manticoreimaginary:

"I am a big girl. A voluptuous, curvy, dress-wearing lesbian. I love my body; it’s the only one I’ll ever have. I eat a lot of greens and work out and drink gin martinis and put M&Ms in my froyo and sometimes I don’t do anything but watch Project Runway. I am allowed to look sexy, feel sexy, and be in love. I am worthy of all of those things, and so are you. Own your good and bad, and all the scary parts that you’ve been covering up because it is yours and no amount of judgement can tell you how to love your body. In the words of Sonya Renee, the body is not an apology. You are magic.

(via lipstick-feminists)

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

(via crannewife)

blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via miss--information)

mangomamita:

stop using “youre so much prettier than her” as a compliment stop putting all women in a contest that we did not sign up for

(via lolo-lovez)